Are you for real?

Hello All,

How is everyone's week going so far? Good I hope. I hope a lot better than mine. Today is Tuesday, Jan. 30 and I wish it was the weekend already. I don't say this to often, but I am really pissed off. You know how people say they were pushed to that "boiling point", and that is why they shot up the post office, well today I can relate to what those people were talking about.

First off, I absolutely hate it when people do not follow the simplest of instructions. I am not asking anyone for the launch codes to nuclear missiles or winning lottery numbers. I simply want you to fill out my reservation form, and as it states if you have a problem doing this then maybe you should seek the company of someone else. When you call me on the phone and want to make an appointment to see me and I ask you the exact same questions that are on my reservation form...do not get upset with me. Those are my rules and again if you don't like it then don't see me. There are plenty of girls out there on the Internet that don't give a damn who you are, what you do, or who you have seen in the past. I am not one of those women! My safety and my piece of mind are more important than turning a fast buck.

Secondly, if I don't return your email right away..please please do not email me and tell me what a bitch I am. I get slammed with a lot of emails everyday and sometimes when I am at home I don't feel like answering emails. I didn't forget about you and I am not ignoring you, just try to be a little patient.

Hopefully, in the future we will not have these communication problems.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron

You have Rolex and you drive a Porsche

Hello All,

Greetings from freezing cold Boston. It is 25'degrees outside and I keep asking myself why did I leave Miami. I absolutely hate cold weather; my sunny, warm, inviting personality completely changes when I get in cold weather.

This past weekend I was in New York having a fantastic time. I was attending a very 'High Society' party. I was at the bar of the St. Regis hotel, ordering a white wine when this very cute young gentleman struck up a conversation with me. During the coarse of our conversation he just "happened" to flash me his Rolex watch. Now I don't know if it was the cool crisp air, the Vera Wang dress, or the Jimmy Choo's, but the devil came out in me. I gave him my come and hither look and said: "is that Rolex watch.... it is so big and heavy," in my soft sexy voice. He replied "why yes it is a Rolex watch and my Porsche is parked right outside; do you want to go for a ride." I replied back "I would love to go for a ride, but someone already has their name tattooed up and down my kitty kat and I don't think she would like to share it." As fate would have it Marisol walked over to the bar at just the right time. Well we all know what I did next, but for those of you who are a little slow I planted a big kiss on those sexy Cuban lips of hers.

I think that poor guy would have handed me over his Rolex watch, keys to his Porsche and whatever else I wanted........I LOVE being a girl!

Kisses,
Cameron

Beautiful v. Sexy, Bad Head, & Peyton Manning

Hello All,

How is everyone's week going so far? Mine is going good. I have been a very busy bee plans are going well for the next phase in my life. With that being said I am not going to be doing as much touring as I used to do. So, if you were on the fence about seeing me now is the time to take the leap.

Ok, I had lunch with the girls today and when I say the girls I mean my two female friends and my two male gay friends who are definitely queens in their own right. The conversation over lunch was one those conversations that you really enjoy. You savor it like a good red wine. So, let me tell you what we talked about because I know all you are going to have an opinion, which I can't wait to hear. My friend Nadia and Rochelle went out Saturday night clubbing on South Beach. The doorman wouldn't let Rochelle in, that is until Nadia showed up. Now I don't know why the doorman didn't let Rochelle in, there are a number of reasons I suspect, but she came up with a very definite explanation. She felt it was because Nadia is "sexy" and she is just a "cute girl". Now I wanted to laugh in her face when she said all of this, but to be honest she had a very valid point. I have been out with Nadia and the reception we get is totally different when I am out with my other friends. And it is so true a beautiful woman you admire and might possibly strike up a conversation with. A man will try to make a beautiful woman's life less stressful,but a sexy woman well there is no limit to what a man will do for sexy woman. Please don't email with that bullshit that a man would rather have an intelligent woman over a stupid sexy woman. Because,I know plenty of smart intelligent women who sit home every Saturday night waiting for a man to admire her brains.

Now our next topic at lunch I found to be very funny. The queens were complaining that don't receive good head anymore. Again, I wanted to laugh because the visual image of two guys giving head just gives me the church giggles. I made a simple suggestion that helped me along the way. I suggested when the time was right to pop in a porno and tactfully seduce your lover with the porno playing in background. Sub-conscientiously your lover will be performing the acts he/she sees on the porno as way to please you, which in turn will lead to, if done properly, a really good time. It might even make your top ten list. As I told the queens if that didn't work I have some other suggestions. I have to ask the guys this question: isn't bad head better than no head at all?

Finally, I had to discuss my Peyton Manning dream. Sorry don't mean to burst any bubbles but it wasn't a sexual dream. Actually, P and I were at some high school talking and we got into a food fight and he kept throwing mash potatoes and peas at me. I kept screaming at him to him stop because he was messing up my hair. It was probably the strangest dream I have ever had. Who knows maybe tonight David Beckman can teach me how to play soccer.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron

The Blind Date

Hello All,

I hope everyone is well. I hope you all had a very wonderful and relaxing weekend. I myself am doing just fine. I am slowly getting back into my groove. I am all settled into my new place and it is just lovely to say the least. Let me say that I did see the games and yours truly was 4-0 in her predictions. I nailed the Pats/Chargers game as I said it would come down to a field goal. I simply love it when I am right, it is like really good sex for me. I get this glow all over my face and my endorphins start pumping.

Ok, so let me tell you about my blind date this weekend. The only reason why I agreed to such a thing was because I owed on a favor someone did for me. My friend Nicole set me up on this blind date and we agreed to meet at a local restaurant close to where I live. Luckily, I tricked my friend and her husband into staying for dinner. Thank God! My date's opening line was "sorry I'm late but my therapist let me go over." Now I have been on my fair share of bad dates: the guy who stuck with the check, the guy who picked me up in a stolen car, the guy who had a lazy eye and I kept staring at it all night long making him feel very "uncomfortable", and of-course who could forget the guy who came over for Thanksgiving dinner wearing an ankle monitor...which by the way we discovered half way through dinner he was out of range. So you would think my bad date "radar" would be telling me this isn't going to end well. Remember when you were growing up your parents taught you the rules of conversation, that there are three things that you should not talk about: money, politics, and religion. My date proceeded to tell me how much money he makes, how much money he is paying to his ex-wife and her kids, that he is neither a Republican or Democrat but a Libertarian and that Christianity is the downfall of mankind. That is when I realized that I was being punished for something I must have done in a past life. To make matter worse he started yelling very loudly in the restaurant and to be honest I don't know what he was complaining about. We had the waiter and the manager of the restaurant at our table and he just kept going on and on and the next thing you know he shoved the waiter. Of-course, you know what happened next....we were asked to leave the restaurant. Never in my entire life have I been asked to leave anywhere....I am still in shock. This man was crazy or as my grandma used to say crazy with a K. I told him that I didn't think a second date was going to happen, because I am not the Bonnie to his Clyde.

My new mission now is to get revenge on my friend Nicole. She should have known that he was crazy; you can't hide that kind of crazy. I welcome any suggestions as to how I should repay her for dinner. Wish me luck!!

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron

Landslide

I climbed a mountain and I turned around....
and I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
and the landslide brought me down........

Those are the words to one of my favorite songs. It was written by Stevie Nicks and then latter re-made by the Dixie Chicks. The reason why I picked this song and in particular those words is because I have hit a landslide in my life. I have achieved just about everything that I have set out to achieve. Let me re-phrase that I have achieved everything that society has deemed worthy of me achieving. So it has lead me to make this decision: I am going to be retiring after this year. Don't get all sad and blue you still have a whole year to see me. But it is time for me to start a new chapter in my life. The song has a line it and it says "time makes children get older and I'm getting older too." As I get older there are things in my life that don't matter to me as much. I am not as materialistic as I used to be. Don't get wrong I am not going to sell my house and live in a shack, but the things that I once coveted and stayed in this business to purchase, receive, or maintain don't matter as much to me anymore. Don't misinterpret this either I still like getting gifts but it is not a priority for me.

Now I am not sure what I am going to do with myself when this is all done. I have some ideas running through this pretty little head of mine. I will admit I am nervous, scared, excited, hopeful, anxious and all those other adjectives that describe a new adventure in your life.

..can I sail through the changing ocean tides
can I handle the seasons of my life.....

I don't know; but I am definitely looking forward to the challenge.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron

Is there no more honesty??

Hello All,

As part of my New Year's resolution I am going to do a better job on my diary. And since we all know resolutions are made to be broken it will most likely stay the same.

I want to open up a discussion about the former head coach of the Miami Dolphins. If you all don't know what I am talking about I will fill you in. After weeks of reporting and denying that he was going to leave the Miami Dolphins for the head coach position at Alabama; Nick Saban took the job as head coach of the Crimson Tide for something like $32 million dollars. What bothers me about this is that for weeks he said he wasn't leaving, he wasn't going to up root his family again, he was committed to the Dolphins, and other bullshit only to find out today after another loosing season that he is going back to coaching college football. Give me a break!!!! Just come out and say that you were in over your head, I am sick and tired of excuses: like I had to do what is best for my family. Your family could care less and it is not about the money because Huzengia was willing to give you anything you wanted. I am not a Dolphin fan by any means but this is what they should do: hire Jim Bates your offensive coordinator or do a very rigid search for a coach who can coach on a professional level. Better yet they should just give me the job even though I would fired on the first day because I would sexually harass Jason Taylor. One more thing I want to say before I go: to T. Minor there is a reason you keep getting traded by NFL teams. Even though you and I went to the same college I unlike you graduated.

Kisses,
Cameron

I'm Still Alive

Happy New Year!!!

I hope this New Year brings all of you everything your hearts desire. I just want to you to know that I couldn't have made it through last year if it wasn't for the joy and pleasure you have brought to me. OK, with that being said let me tell you what I have been up to this past month. For starters I had an accident. Don't worry I am perfectly fine. I am just a clumsy person who needs adult supervision. I got some bug up butt that I wanted to decorate my place for Christmas and I had a chair close to the edge of the stairs and as luck would have it I fell down the stairs. Now the funny thing about this was I went to the hospital emergency room and the nurses' thought I was some domestic violence victim. You should have seen them asking me "who did this to you." and me telling them that I really did just fall down the stairs and them replying "of course you fell down the stairs." This must have lasted about a solid twenty minutes before they gave up on me. But I did leave with some literature on the subject.

What else has been happening. I know you want to hear all about my New Year's Eve. Sorry you are going to have to wait for another post on that subject. All I can say; well all I can remember is that I was very talkative. Don't worry when I get all of the facts I will be more than happy to share it with you all. OK, I am getting sleepy now so I am going to end this post.

Before I go I want to thank all of you for emailing me and showing me how concerned all were for me. It really made me feel special. You guys are simply the best and I love you all.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron