My Top Ten List

Hello All,

There are only six more days left til the big day. I know I have no shame, but heck my birthday only comes around once a year and if I can't get excited about it....then who will.

Last night I was at a sports bar watching the Yankees whip ass against the Red Sox. If you didn't know I am big baseball fan, not as much as football, but I still like the game. I was there with M (Marisol), and we were just having a great girls night out. You know talking about who is sexier Derek Jeter or A-Rod. We came to the conclusion that we would take them both. The best part of the evening is when this guy tried to pick up my friend. I actually felt bad for the guy he didn't stand a chance with my friend. But it got me thinking about all of the cheesy pick-up lines I have heard over the years. I have composed this list of my top ten favorites...watch out David Letterman.

Cameron Leigh's Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:

10). Excuse me miss, I seem to have lost my phone #, could I borrow yours.
9). Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
8). Hey baby, drop that zero and get with this hero...in other words you should come home with me.
7). Is your name Pepsi cause I've gotta have it.
6). Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
5). I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
4). You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
3). They call me " Mr.Coffee", I grind so fine.
2). You remind me of milk, I just want to spoil you.
1). Chocolate should melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Gentleman, I implore you to not use any of these lines on women. If you do; be prepared for you and your hand to spend a lovely night together.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cam

PDA, Porn & Sunny Crockett Lives

Hello All,

I am sorry for the long delay but I have been having technical difficulties with my blog. Someone changed my passwords and well it was a mess to say the least. We are still working on it and hopefully soon it will be back to normal. I ask that you be patient with my web team and me. I have a lot to update you all on, but before I do that I have to make an announcement. There are only twelve more days left until my birthday. I know I am shameless, but I don't give a damn.

Alright lets talk. The other day I was out and about running my errands and I started noticing something. At first I paid no attention to it, to be honest I thought it was kinda cute, but then it started to take on a life on its own. There I was in Target getting supplies and this couple was right beside me holding hands. I had to do a double take. Who the hell holds hands in Target?? I mean where did he think she was going to go...to the automotive care department. Look I am all for the PDA (public display of affection), but there is a time and place for it. I think that you and your significant other can put a hold on the hand holding while you shop. But wait it gets worse, I went for a jog yesterday morning and I saw this older couple holding hands while they walked around the park. You mean to tell me that when I get older I am still going to have to hold this bastards' hand to make him feel secure while we are excising. I am instituting a national boycott on all PDA look for a sign up sheet in your inbox.

I have a confession to make...I love looking at porn. I think I have a problem. I don't want to go out anymore because I might miss my porn. I don't watch the Playboy channel or Skin-a-max, I like the hardcore action. I turn the volume down so I can do the voices. I get all raunchy and filthy dirty with it. I love to talk dirty. I can say some things to you that would make a sailor blush. I think my friends are going to have an intervention with me about my porn addiction. But in my defense this wouldn't have been such a problem if the guy at Home Depot would have gone out with me. In my opinion it is all his fault! As a matter of fact I need to hurry up and end this blog so I can watch my porn.

Last weekend I was out on the town, I went to the Skybar at the Shore Club. It is the typical pretentious South Beach hot spot that I love to go to. My favorite past-time activity is people watching and there is no better people watching than at the Skybar. I was there with a couple of friends just having a good time. Getting strangers to buy us $16.00 martinis and then walking away once we get our drinks. I know that is mean, but I just wish one time so guy would say "$16.00 for a martini; you know you are going home with me tonight." But alas they do not. Anyway, there we were just people watching and right before my brown eyes I saw Sunny Crockett minus Ricardo Tubbs. He was wearing the white linen pants, with a powder blue t-shirt and a white sport blazer and tan loafers with his hair slicked back. I almost spilled my drink on myself checking this guy out. I didn't have enough courage to over there and talk to him (not enough alcohol in me), because I was at a loss for words. Is it me or are we in the year 2007? Who the hell still dresses in 1980s attire? I just got a glimpse of him in my mind and I am cracking up all over again. For holloween I am going to find Sunny Crockett and I am going to Olivia (the black on the show) and watch we are going to win first prize.....totally dude.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cam