You Can Kiss Both Sides Of My Ass...

This is the last time that I am going to address this ridiculous subject anymore. I really don't know who the hell you are or what the hell is your problem, but I suggest you seek professional help and soon. I don't need to make phony post on my own site and if you don't agree with the things on "MY SITE" then I suggest you don't look at it anymore. My friends Steve and Biker Bob came to my defense because you were completely out of line, out of touch with reality and just being an idiot.

I call myself a princess because I am a princess. I give respect and I demand respect back. If you had done any type of research on me before you went on a tirade you would fine that I am one of the nicest people in this business. Better yet, if you read my site like you profess that you did you would see that my companionship is not for everyone; certainly not for you. I left your comments up on my site because I want people to see what a delusional little man you are and that you have nothing better to do with your time than insult people on matters you know absolutely nothing about.

I hope I have myself perfectly clear, but I could use smaller words if it would help you to understand that what you think of me means absolutely nothing. To simply put it you can kiss both sides of this "princess" ass.

Cam

Take A Deep Breath Cam!!

I usually don't respond to narrow minded people because I feel it is a waist of time, but I am going to respond to a comment someone wrote on my diary. Now I am not going to take down his comments because he has a right to say what he feels, but I am going to defend myself and help him understand why I said what I said.

First off; who the hell do you think you are impuning my friendship. If I wasn't this girls friend I wouldn't have gone to the wedding in the first place. If I wasn't her friend I wouldn't have gone up there four days before her wedding to help her decorate because I knew shouldn't could afford to hire someone. If I wasn't her friend I wouldn't have flown her first class put up her in a suite at the Bellagio for her bridal shower when I went to Las Vegas a couple months ago.

Now I am not saying these things to get accolades or anything else. Mr. Journeyman, you have completely missed the entire point. I was proud that my friend asked me to be in her wedding. I am even more proud that despite the fact these two people who don't have a dime to their names decided to get married and wanted all of their friends and family their to witness this special occasion.

The point you narrow minded fool is this: It doesn't matter if your wedding cost $5,000,000 or $500 dollars all that matters is that you love this person you are pledging to be with the rest of your life. I realized that my friend was in love and the least that I could do was help make her special day as special as it could be and if it meant wearing a dress that I personally wouldn't have picked out so be it.

So don't you dare tell me that I am a shallow person; you don't know me and as for you not wanting to see me. Trust me when I say this will not be loosing any sleep over the matter. You are someone I would never want to see much less be in my company.

And for those you who stood up for me and let this idiot have it. Thanks! you understand the power of friendship, loyalty and most importantly LOVE.


Cameron Leigh

Norman Rockwell, Barney on Crack, And other stuff

Ok, let me fill you all in on what has been happening to me. I am not sure if you can tell but I am making this post at 5:47am so if my spelling is off or I don't make any sense you know the reason why. Let us begin:

I went to the Midwest a couple of weeks ago and I had a blast! I don't know I think the North might have some competition for favorite destination. As you all know I love being spoiled and those Midwestern gentleman know how to get to my heart....just feed me. I didn't get a chance to sample their world renown BBQ but don't worry I will on the next trip. As I was leaving Kansas City and heading toward Omaha I noticed how beautiful it was out there. I stopped off in a little town named "Cameron" I am serious I am not making it up. The people were so nice and friendly it was something out of a Norman Rockwell painting small town America all it needed was a John Melloncamp song playing in the background. As I continued on my drive I noticed the vast farm lands of corn, beans, soy beans, maybe even lettuce. It got me thinking: is this what Truman Capote saw when he wrote In Cold Blood all of these fields of amber waves of grain. By the way that is a very good book to read, very graphic very detailed. Before I grow up I am going to get in my car and travel all across this country.

Now this past week I was up in Albany,NY attending one of my soroity sister's wedding. Now if you can't hear the joy and happiness in my voice it is because well to simply put it I hated the wedding. Let me describe this tacky affair to you. First off neither one of them has any money but they wanted the Princess Diana wedding. Then she had the nerve to pick out the ugliest dresses she could find. I think she went to the bridal salons and said give me something you wouldn't bury your worst enemy in. My dress was this dark dark purple taffeta with ruffles on the collar that gathered at the waist and it was tea length. I looked like Barney on Crack!!! If there is a picture of me in that dress I will pay any amount of money to get it back. But that is not the worst of it...did I mention I had matching dark dark purple shoes and ribbons in my hair. Yes, I said ribbons in my hair. But wait that is not the worst of it. My escort for this lovely affair was a nice gentleman who suffered from chronic body order and rotten teeth. Now I know that I am not the prize at the county fair (especially in that dress), but if I knew that my teethe were rotting I wouldn't be smiling and trying to kiss everyone. Yes, you guessed it he tried to kiss me. I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he got a little tipsy off of the sparkling wine and didn't know any better. I am going to put a moratorium on attending weddings for the remainder of the year.

To make matters worse I didn't get upgraded on my flight back home. I had to sit in coach; I felt like I was being punished, as if to say attending that wedding wasn't punishment enough. I told you I was spoiled! Then I had to wait 25 minutes for my bag and when I finally got my luggage I was stuck in traffic trying to get home. Do you feel sorry for me yet? On the bright side no one talked to me on the plane and I was able to get some sleep.

I am home now, waiting for Tropical Storm Ernesto to pass then I will be off to New Orleans. I hope all is well everyone and I will be posting soon.

Smooches,
Cameron

A Quick Way To End The Conversation

A funny thing happened to me this morning on my way out to Kansas City. The morning started out the same as it always does when I leave for a trip. I got to the airport on time and I actually found a decent parking space. I was upgraded on my outbound trip to KC via Dallas. However, I was sitting next to the most talkative man at 6:45 in the morning. I mean this guy told me where he was going, what he was going to do, how he was going to do it...the conversation seemed like it was never going to end. So, I had to take matters into my own hands because he clearly wasn't getting the hint that I wanted to go to sleep. Finally, he asked me what I did for a living. I have always found that question to be a little intrusive, but since I wanted so desperately to go to sleep I thought I would answer it. I looked this perfect stranger in the eye and said: "Sex is one the three best things I do, and I don't know what the other two are maybe you could help me find out."

Needless to say that ended the conversation and I was able to go back to sleep.

Kisses,
Kinky Cam

Nice Girls Finish Last

I guess it is really true that men do like bitches. So, I am going to have to make some changes in how I do business from now on. From now on I am going to be collecting deposits, unless I have seen you before. I am sorry that a few bad apples for lack of a better term have ruined it for others. Simply put no deposit no appointment no exceptions.

This change has come about because of my recent trip. Two gentlemen contacted me wanting to set up appointments, I didn't contact them....they contacted me. I sent out my usual confirmation email and everything was fine. Come the day of the appointment neither one of them showed up. To make it more insulting no phone call, no email, no nothing. Needless to say that I will never see these gentlemen again. You know a little common courtesy goes a long way.

Please refer to the "Rates and Services" page of my website for information about deposits, cancellations, and refunds. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron

She's No Virgin

I want to thank all of you who have called and sent me get well wishes. And against my better judgment I went out Saturday nite to see the lovely, but needs to be in therapy, Mariah Carey. How should I describe this event? First off her tickets were outrageously over priced. She started the show an hour and a half late, she must have changed her clothes at least seven times and she only did a handful of her old material. With that being said it was still the best concert I have been to this year!!! I mean her voice is just incredible, she can hit so many different octaves and the depth of her vocal range is to be admired. Nobody can write or sing a better "why did you leave me", love song like her. Ok, so now I am going to have to add her to the top ten list of best live performances:

1) Sade @ the Hollywood Bowl 1995
2) Patty LaBelle @ the West Palm Beach Performing Arts Center 1997
3) Madonna's Last Farewell Tour AAA in Miami 2002
4) Paul McCartney in Ft. Lauderdale 2003
5) Keith Sweat in Ft. Lauderdale 1996
6) Lenny K. not sure where I saw him 2004
7) Prince Greatest Hits Tour Atlanta 2005
8) Gloria Estefan Farewell Miami 2005
9) Mariah Carey in Miami 2006
10)Elton John in Las Vegas @ Cesar's Palace 2005

If you have your own list please feel free to share it with me. Until next time take care.

Cam

Long Time Gone

I know it has been a while since I made my last post, but I have been under the weather, hurt my back, and had an intruder in my house. Before, you all get worried let me explain. I came back from Boston and I have to be the only person who can get a cold in 100'degree weather. Then I don't know what the hell I did but I hurt my back to where I couldn't lay down or turn to my right side. And on top of all that this past Wednesday I had an intruder invade my palace. Luckily, my next door neighbor came to my rescue and killed the little critter for me. I think it might be time I get a man....on second thought I will just a cat.

Anyway, I am beginning to feel a little better. To be honest I don't care if I am not feeling better. I am going to see the 40-year old tramp tomorrow night, aka, Mariah Carey. I can't wait to see what she is going to wear, and what songs she is going to perform, and what poor unsuspecting trapped in the closet gay man she is going to pull up on stage. Stay tuned for my review.

This week I am off to King of Prussia, PA. It has been about a year since I have been there. I like Philadelphia, as far as big cities go it still manages maintain its own identity. Hopefully, it will be a successful trip.

OK, I have talked your ear off long enough so I am going to say goodnite. I hope all of you have a wonderful and safe weekend.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron