Cameron Leigh

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Beautiful v. Sexy, Bad Head, & Peyton Manning

Hello All,

How is everyone's week going so far? Mine is going good. I have been a very busy bee plans are going well for the next phase in my life. With that being said I am not going to be doing as much touring as I used to do. So, if you were on the fence about seeing me now is the time to take the leap.

Ok, I had lunch with the girls today and when I say the girls I mean my two female friends and my two male gay friends who are definitely queens in their own right. The conversation over lunch was one those conversations that you really enjoy. You savor it like a good red wine. So, let me tell you what we talked about because I know all you are going to have an opinion, which I can't wait to hear. My friend Nadia and Rochelle went out Saturday night clubbing on South Beach. The doorman wouldn't let Rochelle in, that is until Nadia showed up. Now I don't know why the doorman didn't let Rochelle in, there are a number of reasons I suspect, but she came up with a very definite explanation. She felt it was because Nadia is "sexy" and she is just a "cute girl". Now I wanted to laugh in her face when she said all of this, but to be honest she had a very valid point. I have been out with Nadia and the reception we get is totally different when I am out with my other friends. And it is so true a beautiful woman you admire and might possibly strike up a conversation with. A man will try to make a beautiful woman's life less stressful,but a sexy woman well there is no limit to what a man will do for sexy woman. Please don't email with that bullshit that a man would rather have an intelligent woman over a stupid sexy woman. Because,I know plenty of smart intelligent women who sit home every Saturday night waiting for a man to admire her brains.

Now our next topic at lunch I found to be very funny. The queens were complaining that don't receive good head anymore. Again, I wanted to laugh because the visual image of two guys giving head just gives me the church giggles. I made a simple suggestion that helped me along the way. I suggested when the time was right to pop in a porno and tactfully seduce your lover with the porno playing in background. Sub-conscientiously your lover will be performing the acts he/she sees on the porno as way to please you, which in turn will lead to, if done properly, a really good time. It might even make your top ten list. As I told the queens if that didn't work I have some other suggestions. I have to ask the guys this question: isn't bad head better than no head at all?

Finally, I had to discuss my Peyton Manning dream. Sorry don't mean to burst any bubbles but it wasn't a sexual dream. Actually, P and I were at some high school talking and we got into a food fight and he kept throwing mash potatoes and peas at me. I kept screaming at him to him stop because he was messing up my hair. It was probably the strangest dream I have ever had. Who knows maybe tonight David Beckman can teach me how to play soccer.

Hugs & Kisses,
Cameron

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your writing style is very entertaining.

PS: No head is better then bad head.

6:12 AM  

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